Blame It On The Bike!

The Ontario Government is trying to strip out bike lanes we just got finished building and is adding lots of red tape to the process of adding new bike lanes. I got annoyed enough that I wrote, recorded, and animated this thing in a week. Go call Doug Ford!!

You can download the music on Bandcamp.

Lyrics

I been fighting for my life when I go down town
I barely get to move before I slow down
but I'm looking to the left and I am looking to the right
and then I see a rusty bicycle fly on by

palms are sweating up as I grip the wheel
I'm seething, I'm seething, I'm feeling, I feel,
that why can't it be me who picks who's getting all the rights to have that
extra lane of traffic that is going to the bikes?

When the price of gas is soaring and it hits an all time high
I blame it on the bicycles, I blame it on the bike
the parking for my truck is just a little bit too tight
I blame it on the bicycles, I blame it on the bike

when the city builds a building and it's twenty stories high
I blame it on the bicycles, I blame it on the bike then
when I'm about to turn but kids are crossing on the side you know
I know that they'd be gone if we weren't lied to by the bike

when my doctor is retiring and the others all have lines
I blame it on the bicycle, I blame it on the bike
when my team gives up a goal and then we lose in overtime
the goalie's aunt's a cyclist, I will swear upon my life!

when I find out that my neighbor has been sleeping with my wife
I blame it on the bicycles, I blame it on the bike
when I lose ten grand in crypto when I used one sketchy site it's cuz
the bicycles are sentient, they'll infiltrate my life!

the voices sounds like bike bells and those crosswalk crossing signs and so
I drove down all the subway stairs cuz traffic lights have eyes but then
I snorted truck stop diesel to escape and get me high and now
the molecules are bicycles and DNA is bikes

the bicycles surround me, my vision, its just bikes
my senses, my senses, my senses, are bikes
my fingers are pedals, my spokes, my thighs,
I blame it on the bicycles, I blame it on the bike